The Wonderful Wizards of "As"

The Bible says, "As a man thinks within himself, so is he."

As this is the case, my blogging colleague and I are clearly the Masters of Simile as much as Bill Mallonee is the Master of Metaphor. Without using your browser's find feature, find as many uses of the word "as" as you can on The Realm's main page. With extra points given to those who pour through the comments as well.

Hint: Our goal (as we must have goals) is to always maintain at least as many as 50 at all times.

Hopefully, this does not develop into a blogger's drinking game (if there is such a thing), because as we've stated before, the Realm is a kid-friendly site. The loins of Narcissus notwithstanding.