Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Close But No Cigar

You know, not everything goes together as well as peanut butter and jelly. And sometimes bad combinations can be made from things that sound similar. A few came to mind:

Driving Range and Driving Rain
Running Bear and Running Water
A Hot Date and a Hot Dog
Breaking Bread and Breaking Wind
Ken and Rich

Can you think of any others?

6 comments:

DugALug said...

Ken,

Welcome back from the land of fruits and nuts.

Here are some off of the top of my mind:

Contrary to the Brady Bunch, Pork Chops and Applesauce aren't really that great together.

Meatball and Hairball... not good.

Idiots and Idiot Savants... ugly

Liberals and a conscience stream of thought: very messy.

-Doug

Rich said...

Rocky Mountain Springs and Rocky Mountain Oysters
Boy friend and Boy George
black tires and black tar
tooth brush and tooth decay
counting your blessings and counting sheep
Ken and Rich

I'm in full support of this post, btw.

Maeghan said...

Control Freak and Ctrl Button
A Power Nap and a Power Lunch
Backlash and Backrub
A Nutcase and putting it in a Nutshell
Handover and Handout
Poetic License and Poetic Justice
Building Block and Stumbling Block
Dog-fight and Dog-tired
Whitewash and Whitecollar
Foothold and Footloose
Fishcake and Fish-wife

Milly said...

hot dog and hot date is a bad thing? What about at the game?

DugALug said...

Ummm,

Okay okay, I'll play by the rules... but first what is a Fish-wife? Is that Ariel?

Beef Patty -> Cow Patty
V-Dub -> G-Dub
Pumping Gas -> Having Gas
Air Jordan -> Dead Air
Fat -> PHAT
Skateboard -> Education Board
Dead On -> Dead On Arrival
Megabyte -> Overbite

-Doug

Maeghan said...

Doug,
a fish-wife: a woman who is vulgar and uses bad language

my faves:
Dead On -> Dead On Arrival
Pumping Gas -> Having Gas (this really made me laugh! And Ariel a fish-wife? LOLOLOL)

thanks for a morning exercise :P