Saturday, May 20, 2006

You Get More For Your Money...

Usually, I'll see a moral to these kind of stories, but I'm not sure what it would be here. Go barefoot?

Bizarre story!!

Rabid Bat Bites Boy At Payless

4 comments:

Kevin Knox said...

Morals:

1) It's not nice to fool mother nature.

2) Dateline: May 20, 2024 - Bakersfield
Crime plummets as caped man-bat stalks streets.

3) You get what you came for, and a little bit(e) more!

4) Need a shot in the arm? We'll get you started.

5) It's not even a story. Did the kid bite the bat?! Get out of here, Parker, and get me some pictures of that Spiderman!

6) It was a longshot, but the little bat knew he had to try. He was the last one who could stop Damien from growing up.

7) Leticia! You let Grandpa Adamms go shopping for shoes alone again!

DougALug said...

Holy batbites Robin.

That is just freaky.

-Doug

Milly said...

Heh heh heh,
You guy crack me up.
I thought of those mags at the check out line. Iloved reading them loudly to my mom as she waited in line. This is for you ma!

"Bat Boy Bites Shoe Shopper!"

Todd said...

Hey Ken and Rich,

Quick note unrelated to Bat Boy Bites Shoe Shopper--I've been listening to Public radio in Louisville on a business trip and they played an old Vigilantes of Love song--Real Downtown (not the original, but the remix)! I think that's the first time I've heard VOL on the radio!

I knew you guys would appreciate that.

Thanks for all the great posts. I haven't posted lately but I've been reading.

Thanks guys!

Todd R