Monday, April 10, 2006

Postcards to Ken

I think you can all now see that I wasn't too far from the truth in this post and in my rebuttal to this awful and inflammatory post. What was the last thing I said to Ken in my Dear, Dear You post? Oh yes:

I guess I'll see you in a couple of weeks or a month from now when you post again.

Very prophetic if nothing else, don't you think? Anyway, what I thought we could do in the comments is all write something down to say how much we miss Ken here in The Realm of Possibility and how much we'd like him back. Well, to be quite precise, you can tell him anything you want (within reason). I mean, if you don't actually miss him, but you do think he's an egg-head, feel free to tell him that. I will. Just nothing over-doing it - you guys know what I mean.

Now, this is one of those feel-good posts that has, sadly, an off-chance to be a feel-bad post. If no one comments to Ken, I'm sure his feelings will be quite hurt, and then, one wonders, how long he might stay away from The Realm after that.

So let's hear it for Ken!!!

37 comments:

Kevin Knox said...

Great picture!

What can I say, if Ken doesn't love us enough to get over having a life, I guess I will just have to respect him.

DougALug said...

Rich,

Ken did make that great Red Check post and apologize for well... you!. If you see him, tell him that I am sorry for whatever I said to make him go away too!

Tell him to say hello to Brett in that place we call Realm-absentness!

-Doug

Diabolical Genius said...

Ken,


You're the best!!

Don't let the naysayers get you down. Just keep on being you, 'cause you're the best you I know.

Diabolical Genius said...

Ken,

I agree. No matter how often you stop and post, it's always a delight.

Diabolical Genius said...

Ken,

I guess I pile onto the Love-Fest. You're pretty sexy for a fat man with one eye.

Oh yeah, and smart, too.

Diabolical Genius said...

Ken,

I don't know if I can agree with the last commenter, but you certainly smell better since you started bathing a couple times a week.

My favorite post was "Poopy doopy". What ever happened to it?

The Realm could sure use more of that kind of insight.

Diabolical Genius said...

Ken,

Ditto commenter number three.

Diabolical Genius said...

Ken,

Why am I always the last to hear about everything?

If you're dead, let me know.

Diabolical Genius said...

Ken,

If there's one thing I learned over in Pyongyang, it's blog at your own pace, not someone else's.

Stick it to the Man!
Ken for President!

Diabolical Genius said...

Ken for President!!

If that means more poopy doopy, I'm all in.

ABBA Rules!!

Diabolical Genius said...

Ken,

Unfortunately, the lunatic fringe of your support team (like the last two commenters) gives the rest of us a bad name.

I'd just like to say good job, and I hope you kick Rich's fat a

Diabolical Genius said...

Ken,

When I think of all that you've meant to the Realm of Possibility, it reminds me of a Bill Mallonee song... SNORT... (Coke out of nose)... sorry, I couldn't type that with a straight face.

thanks for being an oasis in the Realm's desert.

Diabolical Genius said...

Ken,

I believe I speak for all of us when I say, "ipso factum habeas Ken".

Diabolical Genius said...

WAR KEN!!!!!!!!!

Diabolical Genius said...

Rich,

This post was such a good idea.

Diabolical Genius said...

Who's Ken??

Diabolical Genius said...

ken,

Never mind the last guy. He's clearly a Rich suck-up. Wait a minute, isn't that redundant?

Diabolical Genius said...

Ken,

You're an egghead.

Rich's mother

Diabolical Genius said...

Ken,

Your writing inspires me.

GWB

DougALug said...

Ken,

That whole train of thought rocks!

War Dang Ken!

-Doug

Diabolical Genius said...

Ken,

I've been going back into the archives and re-reading your posts just to get through the day.

Hurry back.

Diabolical Genius said...

Keh,

Ah thank yore graet

Diabolical Genius said...

Ken,

I still cry whenever I think about Rich's stupid rain song post getting more comments than your timely, pithy, and thought provoking piece on the Garden of Eden.

He's so petty it makes me sick.

Diabolical Genius said...

Ken,

Ace, Peter, and the other guy from KISS wish you the best!!!

Gene

Diabolical Genius said...

happy slappy, slappy happy, happy slappy

harry

Diabolical Genius said...

Ken,

The worst thing about you're being gone for so long, is it means that we're one day closer to you coming back.

YOU STINK!!!

Diabolical Genius said...

Ken,

We'll give you a raise and a signing bonus if you'll just come back.

Realm Mgmt.

Diabolical Genius said...

I heard Ken had a hot little blog over at 72.180.456.780.

DougALug said...

Ken,

After this little post-barrage, I must add that you have way too much time on your hands not to post on your own blog. You little cheeky-monkey.

-Doug

Diabolical Genius said...

I checked it out. And it is WAY HOT!!

I'm headed over there now, if you wanna go.

Diabolical Genius said...

Ken,

What color is gatorade??

Diabolical Genius said...

Ken,

Every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you.

Paul Young

Diabolical Genius said...

Ken,

You had me at Hello.

chick from Jerry Maguire

Diabolical Genius said...

Everyone,

spank you, spank you very much.

Ace @ Venturi

Rich said...

24 more to most popular.

Keep it going, ya old goober.

DougALug said...

Ken,

Are you a little tuckered out from all of that typing? You rest big-boy. Mommy will bring you a cookie and a cup of milk real soon.

-Doug

Anonymous said...

Ken,

I won't be missing you for long if you plan on being at the critique meeting Wednesday night...

Wanda